How to survive motherhood:
Laugh at the stressful days.
Don’t put too much pressure on yourself.
Don’t expect every day to be the same.
Pat yourself on the back occasionally.
If you need a cry when tired, do it.
See your friends when you can.
Know that you are not alone.
Have some you time when possible.
If there is no wine, drink that dodgy christmas liquor in the cupboard.